ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS

Bonjour mon ami:
 
When I try to access my google+ posts, I first have to look at a couple of girls striking evocative sexual positions or poses.   One girl is using her breasts like a spinning top to attract attention.

Which reminds me of this old expression:  "Many a young man has become involved with a woman with large breasts only to find out that she has a small brain."

Of course breast size is important but so is the extent to which one has developed ones brain.  In regards to breasts, I usually tell a woman that anything more than that which will fit into a man's  hand is too much.  Of course I also point out that I do have rather large hands.

Before I got married, I used to go out with a woman who had a weird deformity.   One of her breasts was bigger than the other two.   This silly joke was recently ruined by some woman down in the United States who had a third breast implanted between her natural two.

She was a rather attractive lady and she said that she was fed up with all the smart aleck jibes that men said to her.   She decided to get a third breast just to shut some of those guys up.  

I sent her an email letter telling her that I would like to meet her.  I said that I had gone to a plastic surgeon and got a third hand added to my repertoire.

I have since learned that the lady with the third breast is only photo-shopped, that is, she didn't actually have the plastic surgery done but she photo- shopped it to stop all the men from bothering her on the internet.   

So how much of the above nonsense is actually part of my experiences in the past, --- and how much owes its inclusion to my fertile imagination.  To those of you who are old enough to remember the radio programs from long ago, the following words will ring a bell. --- "Only the shadow knows!"